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All right, good morning you guys. We made it to Naples, Italy. I’m here with my girl Jordan and we’re about to get on a train to head over to Positano. Is that how it’s pronounced? Positano for our first part of the trip. And then for the second part of our trip, we’re going to Florence. But right now, we’re just eating. We just got out of our hotel that we stayed in for one night here.
And then yeah, I’ll catch back up with you guys when we’re in Positano.
That looks so good. Also, guys, I apologize for these vlogs coming out so inconsistently. They will be coming out consistently after this vlog. So, trust. Oh, this past month and a half, I’ve been super busy with school and projects and stuff like that and obviously traveling. So, I don’t have time to like edit. I need to focus on school right now. stuff. But after this semester is over, y’all will be getting my vlogs consistently. So, look out for more Italian vlogs and look out for all my other travel vlogs. They shore We finally made it onto this bus.
That took like an hour.
Short guys, I just want you to know this seriously is Italian stairmaster. Oh my god, we’ve been lugging up our luggage for so long now.
There we go. So, it’s worth it, right? Our bus stopped all the way over there. So, we walked all the way up here and then through all of these stairs here, coming around here and then up here again. It’s low-key a lot, but we’re making it through. This is what the stair master has prepared me for. Dead ass.
Hi guys. So Jordan and I are all ready and now we’re going to head down to the town of Posatana which is right behind this big tree. We got a little bit ready. I changed my top into this cute green one. I’m wearing a darker pair of jeans. A lot of places are closed till 6:30. It’s like 3:00 right now. So, we’re going to have some pizza from this place and then walk around a little bit before having actual dinner tonight. So, I’m really excited about it. And obviously, I’m going to be filming the whole damn thing for you because we got Anyways, let’s get it.
Blue sky come bearing up before us. We hang on the hem [] of your gown.
Blue sky come.
Look, you can see.
Oh my god. Yeah, you can. That’s where we’re staying at to our [singing] town.
There’s a darkness in the valley. Heavy branches crack and spit if we holler.
Will you hurry? Can you hear us through the wind?
Blue sky calm dancing in between us. Take us up. Lay us down.
Blue sky come home. Promise not to leave us. Terry not to our [ and singing] town.
We’re keeping it real, guys. We are ravenous.
So, actually so freaking hungry right now. Oh my god. Listen to this. Listen to this.
This is so good.
We’ll just do a tad cuz that doesn’t very well taste test. Cheers.
Nice and salty.
Finally. We don’t have salt in Spain.
Guys, this is potentially just first dinner. Like, we might have second dinner later cuz all we had to eat today was a pastry that I showed you guys earlier. And it’s 400 p.m. So, This is good.
That piece won’t cut.
Okay, I want this one. But you left all the cheese on it. You take that one.
Maybe that’s weird to you guys. But anyways, I saw your face through the camera when I did that. You’re like, “Bye vlog.
We’ll catch up with you later.
Pull the talking.
She thought that was a Sun [] [] I No, [] [] I don’t know the words.
>> They were playing it over at that like teal place and then we put on a show for everybody and started singing it and dancing. I’m sure they all love to see it.
Guys, thoughts on Italy. Both of our first times being here, >> except for Anukica one time.
So pretty there. You look so pretty
there for a second. Sorry. It was just like you looked really good.
I’m going to clip that. So my first time ever coming to Italy was a few years ago when I was in Austria. We went skiing.
We were right at the border of Austria and Italy. So we skied down to Italy for lunch, ate lunch, and then skied back to Austria. So every time people have been like, “Oh, have you ever been to Italy?” I’ve been like, “Kind of for lunch.” And they’re like, “What do you mean for lunch?” And I have to explain it. But now we’re both officially in Italy.
She’s Italian. So, Motherland core. And now, what are our thoughts?
Um, it’s super super pretty. It’s weird not knowing like the language cuz like coming to Spain like I could communicate at least somewhat.
And here I’m like, “Yeah, no, we have no idea.” Um, we kind of try to speak in Spanish sometimes. We’re like, “Do you speak Spanish at all?” Cuz they’ll know little English and then they always say they don’t know Spanish. But we’re like, the languages are so similar. We thought maybe some people would know, but nobody knows.
Yeah. But it’s super pretty. The stairs are no joke. When everyone’s like, “There’s so many stairs.” Like, there’s so many stairs.
Italian stair master.
Italian stair master.
Like, it’s actually our legs were both shaking so bad.
We were surviving off of one pastry. Pastry and some oranges and a banana.
Yeah. And a banana on the way down to dinner. But we did it. We persevered and we made it. Yeah.
Nothing made of you know talking.
Chick.
Good morning, you guys. Today is day two in Posatano and we walked from where I showed you guys yesterday, the beach, all the way back up to our hotel last night. This morning we basically just woke up and had a slower morning. We sat outside for a little bit on our balcony and enjoyed this beautiful view. All the clouds in the back are still covering the mountains and it’s just so so freaking gorgeous. Right now we’re on our way to a cafe that’s about a little over 20 minute walk away. And yeah, we’re just from there going to enjoy do some shopping and then I’m going to eat some pasta today. I’m so freaking excited. A little fit check for you guys. I’m wearing this shirt that I thrifted and then these jeans that I got from Zara in Salamanca and then some Nike sneakers cuz we’re going to be doing a lot of walking today. I’m super excited for today. More excited to bring you guys along. Oh my goodness. I just can’t get enough of this view. And then there’s Jordan in the back. Actually, Jordan is the view and then the this is in the back. But yeah, super excited. Tomorrow we’re going to take a boat over to Amalfi. And so what I’m thinking about doing is either making three vlogs of Italy. One for Postatana, one for Amalfi, one for Florence. Or I’m going to include Amalfi in the Postatana vlog. So I guess you guys will see and I will find out also.
But it’s just so beautiful here. I’m having an amazing time. And yeah, just wanted to give you guys a cute little update before we got going on our day.
Big one.
Oh. Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
How do you like this one?
This is so good.
The coffee is so good. Oh my god.
I have cream cheese on my face. Right now, we’re trying out our little pastries.
So cute. Oh my gosh. I’m scared about these berries falling off.
M. It’s lemon. Do you like it?
I like it.
Okay, so we just finished eating our little breakfast on the bench. It was actually for a bus stop, but whatever.
Now, we’re just going to be exploring and walking around the whole day. So, I’ll take you guys with me a little bit.
But yeah, just keeping you a little bit updated on what we’re doing. Back was hind back there if you saw him. I can’t believe it’s October right now and this is what we’re wearing. Like neither one of us bought a jacket even though it gets kind of chillier at night here, but it’s just like insane. It’s so nice.
Jordan and I are now walking over to the beach to put our feet in the water. Currently have my jeans a little bit warmed up.
Oh my god. Why is it cold? It’s freezing.
My jeans definitely got wet. That’s okay.
Damn.
Oh my goodness.
So cute.
Oh my god, that was such a spot. Oh no. Guys, this was where he sat us. That’s like this beautiful corner table. And what I just showed was our view. It’s literally so stunning. We’re about to have the best pasta ever. And yeah, we don’t know what our plans for tonight are. I might try to find a bikini while we’re here cuz we kind of want to go swimming while in Al Malfi tomorrow. So, we’ll see.
I’m going to give them an aesthetic.
Oh, well.
This is my new favorite drink.
Lemon soda.
Can I actually try it?
Yeah.
M.
It’s like That’s so good.
It’s so much better than any like Sprite or anything I’ve ever had. It’s not like crazy fizzy. It’s like just perfect.
Honestly, it’s more fizzy than the Cola Zero.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Do you want some?
No.
You just You don’t like I don’t have the Cola Zero. I love cola zero. That’s so good though. I think I’m going to get that next time.
The one I had yesterday was really good, too, but it was not even not fizzy at all. But that’s fine with me.
Can you see our dishes? They’re so good.
Oh my god, I almost spilled my silverware down.
Cheers. Cheers.
So good. Actually, so good. Our waiter’s name is Tony. He was giving us some recommendations about Florence and what we should eat there. Said we should eat the steak while we’re there and try the wine. He also recommended to us this club. Yap. But I was telling Jordan earlier today, like if food was something you could do like shopping, like you could just like do it all the time. I seriously would be eating food every second of the day and just try everything under the sun. I think that would be so fun. Oh, and he says that what I ordered was the best on the menu cuz this is homemade pasta. And he said that what Jordan ordered was like a classic, like the clam. So, I’m really happy with my choice right now. Trying the clam.
M. Unfortunately, a lot of the clams they put on here don’t have anything in them. They’re [clears throat] like for show.
All right, guys. Now, I’m on a mission to find a bikini because I really want to swim in Amalfi tomorrow. And I definitely did not bring my one bikini that I brought still at home cuz I thought the weather was going to be a bit chillier, but it’s actually so nice here. So, and I’ve been actually wanting to invest in a new bikini anyway, so it kind of worked out for me. So, we’ll see what I end up getting. They have a lot of cute ones with like lemons on here. So, I might get one of those or might get something different.
Thank you.
So, there are these fairies that are coming in all the time, and we’re going to take one to MafI tomorrow. But these captains like whip this and they back into the You guys will see, but they back in, and then it’s like a whole thing.
The boat doesn’t look that big on camera, but in person it’s like huge.
And they the way they just like whip it and then they back up into like they’re backing up now. It’s so crazy.
Heat. Heat.
Welcome.
Woo! Woo!
Oh my god. And the engines are so close to the cement.
Oh my god. I don’t know how they do it.
Jordan pointed out that this would be a good background for our vlog. And it really is. We just got some gelato. I got like kind of a more sherbet flavor.
Lemon.
So good. I got a canoli with chocolate sprinkles. Um I think the it’s not canoli cream though. I think it’s gelato.
But yeah, let us know how good how it tastes.
Cheers. Cheers.
I already tried some in the store.
Now it’s canola cream.
Oh, wait.
I love canola cream.
That’s cool. That’s cool. We ran into two England guys on our way over to our Airbnb from our bus cuz it dropped us off. It didn’t stop at our location and we didn’t get off in time. Everybody was like, “Wait, wait, wait.” And then we didn’t get off until later. So then when we got off the bus, two other people also got off with us. They There were these guys staying at a hostel in England and they were hiking.
We’re not staying at a hostel in England.
Oh, wait. They were from England.
Staying at a hostel here.
Apparently, they just walked past us and didn’t even say hi. So, they didn’t see us.
Fake.
Just fake.
You want to try?
Oh, yeah.
I also tried the lemon in the store.
Mhm.
Oh, fire.
There was a fine man who passed and he was like 45. Guys, I also have a crush on our Airbnb host.
He’s also like in his 30s or something.
He’s like 45. Guys, I don’t know. I think I just need an older man. So, I don’t see the vision.
I do every day. Every day. All the men here, the older the better. They just all look good here. The young ones, aka the ones that are my age and like I could date.
Catch up with you guys later.
All right, guys. I’m here with I’m Dan.
And I’m Callum.
And here with Jordan. and we met them yesterday on our way over to our Airbnb and then we randomly ran into them and they’ve been doing tiramisu. They’re not going to take a bite of theirs now cuz they are waiting for me to film their video, but I’m going to take a bite of mine now for the vlog. So is Jordan. So you go see pretty good.
Good.
Yeah.
It’s not as good as what we had. What we had was way better.
Yeah. So we’re on a hunt for like the cheapest and the most expensive.
Well, this was pretty cheap. This was €1150 as seen by the size. Look at that.
Yeah.
A size comparison with the hand.
Yeah.
No, exactly.
So, it’s it’s not big and it’s obviously not delicious by the looks of things. It’s not that crazy.
We will find some more.
Yeah.
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
20 go.
You’re ready.
Right. So, these jokers here have said they thought we were wearing towels.
They saw two guys.
Don’t know. Do you know who was who? I think uh it’s one like this. Not like this.
We weren’t even in the place. Where were we?
We’re in Sento. Not even here. They think they’re seeing us in towels. No.
No. So, they’ve got the wrong people.
Wait, I didn’t even apologize. First off, we look very aggressive.
Second off. Second off, I thought I saw them earlier today like you guys have seen wearing towels and they had A HEIGHT DIFFERENCE.
I HAVE A TOWEL ON NOW. Is this a towel?
No, we don’t have towels on.
No, no, this has been the whole And so I just said there were two guys and I did a hi D.
I thought you meant this way then.
They’ve been doing that as well, cutting shapes like one suit and that’s it.
The old one I think.
There you go. You can still get a straight dog. How was that?
Guess which one is the boys. Obviously the one that’s more filled.
No, now we didn’t finish. I’m so angry.
No. Hey guys. So, here’s the girls and here’s the boys.
There we go.